The Onion posits that the CTA’s failures stem from a debilitating fear of having riders rely on them.
A satirical piece from The Onion skewers the beleaguered Chicago Transportation Authority (CTA), blaming the agency’s service delays and other woes on “an unconscious fear of success manifesting through self-sabotage.”
We apologize for any inconvenience, but frankly, the fear of what it would actually mean to reach our potential as a well-functioning transit organization can be debilitating. Every time we think we’ve overcome these mental obstacles, we panic and start destroying everything we’ve worked so hard for—whether by taking trains out of service, running buses at completely unpredictable intervals, or simply lying about our estimated arrival times.
The real CTA and other Chicago-area transit agencies face a steep budget shortfall and have called for state funding to alleviate the crisis.
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700-Acre Master-Planned Community Planned in Utah
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More Cities Ponder the End of Drive-Thrus
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Air Pollution World’s Worst Public Health Threat, Report Says
Air pollution is more likely to take years life off the lifespan of the average human than any other external factor, according to a recent report out of the University of Chicago.
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